Why are you late!?

Subject: Why are you late!? Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:06 am

Yes, yet another game! My brain is overflowing with ideas, teehee! xD

Anyways, so how this game works is like this:

Person 1: Why are you late for school!?
Person 2: I slept in...

Well, lame excuse much? But of course, you can't make such obvious reasons like I slept in, or I missed my bus. I has to be something awesome. Like your house got wrecked by Godzilla. Try to make the questions interesting as well.
Also, after you answer a question, you must POST a question for the person who comes next. So here's my question to you!

"Why the heck are you late for my cat's funeral!?" *Sob*

Subject: Re: Why are you late!? Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:49 am

"i was chased by the your cats murderer terry the dog"

"Why are your pants wet?"

Subject: Reply: Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:53 am

"Why are you a bitch? Answer that!"
Lmao

Subject: Re: Why are you late!? Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:11 pm

because i'm a female dog? (Rawr! o.o) jk.

Why is the floor stained? o.o

Subject: Re: Why are you late!? Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:13 pm

"because Mario wet himself affraid

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"why are you naked?"

Subject: Re: Why are you late!? Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:17 pm

some one tried to abduct me, held me by the shirt so i got out of my shirt and ran down the street naked o.o

how'd you get that car trashed?

Subject: Re: Why are you late!? Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:18 pm

"I didn't"

"Why is life a bitch?"

Subject: Re: Why are you late!? Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:21 pm

because you are the one that screwed up your own life o.o

Why is there a shark in the pool?

Subject: Re: Why are you late!? Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:25 pm

"oh thats were I left it...."

"What taste's better? Pork, or beef?"

Subject: Re: Why are you late!? Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:36 pm

neither, human meat o.o, cannabalism ...

What's that in the sky?

Subject: Re: Why are you late!? Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:45 pm

"Bin Laden"

Raisin's or mice poop? lol!

Subject: Re: Why are you late!? Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:56 pm

mice poop, in restaurants when they keep rice in a bin, mice crawl in and take craps in there, don't you think they make a good seasoner? >.< (jk)

toilet paper or paper towel?

Subject: Re: Why are you late!? Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:50 pm

Kleenex! lol

Ecchi comedy, or gory horror?

Subject: Re: Why are you late!? Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:51 pm

a mix >.<, what will become of it o.o

Ricola cough drops or Halls?

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Hmm, halls xD

Why are you not a human :O

Subject: Re: Why are you late!? Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:15 am

because i can eat metal and my punches can make buildings colapse o.o?

why are not wearing shoes?

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Because you arent wearing shoes.

Why is mio not miku?

Subject: Re: Why are you late!? Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:24 am

because she is both o.o

why is the water pee colored?

Subject: Re: Why are you late!? Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:01 pm

Because you had too much to drink last night:

Why is Yoshinoya more like a student than the students themselves?

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Because she is

Why are you so epic?

Subject: Re: Why are you late!? Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:35 am

because i cooler than u o.o, xD! (jk)

why did the cow moo instead of cluck o.o?

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Because it wanted to o_o

Why am i not admin anymore

Subject: Re: Why are you late!? Thu Feb 18, 2010 3:57 pm

because you were nvr one o.o, jk

The Chickens go cluck cluck, Cow go MOO!, Then What does "The Turtle" say?

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It says, OHAITHARGuISE HOW ARE JU

Why did it say that?

Subject: Re: Why are you late!? Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:48 pm

Because it's Paris Hilton's good twin Smile

Why is your hair so shiny?! =O